Jared Russo
Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Falcons
You’ve all made Samuel L. Jackson very upset, how dare you, Falcons front office.
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Panthers
I really wanted to rank this team dead last, but then Atlanta messed up on draft night…
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Broncos
Broncos country, let’s ride………straight off a cliff to our deaths.
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Giants
Big Blue, something something, blue balls joke… I’ll figure it out later.
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Titans
A jar of mayo is exactly how exciting this team is. The perfect image and metaphor. Boring and tasteless.
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Raiders
Meth heads and biker gang enthusiasts unite!
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Cardinals
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Jaguars
Just move to England already. Nobody should live in northern Florida, nor root for a team there.
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Colts
Rewatch “Parks and Recreation” instead of any Colts games this season when Richardson inevitably gets hurt behind a bad O-line.
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Jets
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-benny and the jetsssssssssssss.
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Dolphins
Just wait until this team rebrands again as the Florida Dolphins or some nonsense like that.
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Bills
Bills Mafia better start whacking some Chiefs players if they want to compete this season.
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Every NFL Team, Ranked From Smartest To Dumbest: Vikings
Quick, someone call up Drew Magary and Jon Bois!
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